Whether it be koopa troopas (the duck-turtle things
from Super Mario Brothers) or the
endless robotic hordes of Contra, darknuts
(red and blue varieties) from Legend of Zelda or the innocent looking
crab things spitting glowing death balls from Sonic the Hedgehog, one constant in video gaming is the endless
parade of enemies who. all. look. exactly. the. same. Better to kill a faceless enemy than one with
a wife and three children (George, Sophie, and Martina—as cute as can be). Thus, to say video games are xenophobic (in
terms of content, I mean) would be an understatement. Having recently completed Naughty Dog’s 2007 action/adventure
game Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune, I
can only say the more things change, the more they remain the same. Far advanced in graphics, music, story and
otherwise beyond the days of Mario Bros.,
Contra, etc., that parade push of faceless enemies nevertheless continues,
en force…
Uncharted
opens
with Nathan Drake (archeologist/explorer who happens to be good with a gun)
dredging up the coffin of his long lost ancestor Sir Francis Drake off the
coast of Panama. The coffin is empty,
but it does contain a secret book with enigmatic clues where he hid his
treasure before dying (natch). Pirates
attack, and soon enough Drake, his right-hand man Sully, and the feisty
reporter Elena are tracking through the jungles of a mysterious island, seeking
an idol purportedly made of pure gold as enemies attack from all sides.
Lethal
Weapon meets Indiana
Jones, Uncharted is a very
light-hearted, linear affair with buddy-buddy dialogue, light romance, endless Hollywood
style shoot ‘em ups, and a storyline that just barely staples it all
together. Beyond the cover-based combat,
players will at times be able to take control of a gun strapped to a moving
jeep and a jet ski, which does something to break up the near endless cycle of:
blast baddies, wall climbing puzzle, blast baddies, wall climbing puzzle, blast
baddies… Naughty Dog have done a good job with the cut scenes. More than just brief snatches as in video
games of old, Uncharted’s occupy
enough of the game’s narrative to warrant a mention, and do their job in the stapling.
In video game terms, Uncharted is a faster paced version of the original Tomb Raider or Resident Evil games on Playstation 1 but with less complex
puzzles. There is no: find object C to
put in slot 5 which gives you access to object B needed for gate 2, etc. The puzzles in Uncharted are more about finding a path through or along buildings,
walls, towers, and wreckage; find object A needed for slot 1, no further
iterations. Naturally, the simplicity
has its limitations, meaning this is not a game one rushes to play again
immediately after completing. After
killing the eight million and first baddie and the credits roll, it’s time for
a break.
The game has some issues. It’s a bit funny to exert a huge amount of
effort, hopping and leaping from ledge to ledge, climbing the outer wall of a
tower, and jumping between swinging vines to find a hidden key or other relic needed
to open a door or gate, only to emerge on the other side of said door or gate to
find more of the same enemies waiting for you, guns blasting. How did they get through the door without the
magical key, I ask? Collecting the in-game
treasures is also a bit of a joke.
Nothing useful laying around the Uncharted
landscape save guns and ammo, not to mention all the set pieces are linear, treasure
hunting is nothing more than looking in shadowy corners to find items which
have zero effect on the gameplay. In
fact, it feels like a desperate bid by developers to add a layer of gameplay
that wasn’t really needed to begin with.
There are further issues with the duck and cover system. Pushing O next to a doorframe didn’t always
result in Drake taking cover behind the doorframe. Sometimes he would instead duck below a
nearby parapet that left him exposed to enemy fire from the side, meaning the
engine hadn’t been aligned properly to the environment. Another combat frustration that occurred
regularly was pushing the button to switch shoulders when sighting the gun only
for nothing to happen, the crosshairs still squarely pegging the stone pillar
in front of your face.
Enjoyable but forgettable, Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune delivers fast action in the moment but
fails to achieve anything long term like the other big Naughty Dog title The Last of Us, which, to be fair, I
don’t think was the developer’s aim to begin with, but does leave a very mediocre game. It is, however, a solid shoot ‘em up that helps
and hurts itself by keeping things simple in terms of in-game choices and gameplay
mechanics, even as it hearkens back to the old days of video games where
faceless hordes of enemies just keep pouring in, pouring in, pouring in, and you keep blasting away. The more things change, the more they remain
the same.
I'd never played any of these before but jumped in with the final one from last yer, Uncharted 4, and it was... fine, but I could never shake the feeling that I was ten years too late and would have absolutely adored it if I'd played it as a teenager. Not just because back then I could have shaken off the dissonance of playing a wisecracking good guy who is also a mass murderer, but just because I hadn't yet left the suburbs and travelled the world and could still lose myself in a fantasy of globetrotting, swashbuckling adventure.
ReplyDeleteWhereas in Uncharted 4 you come to an archipelago off Madagascar scattered with jungle ruins and utterly deserted and picturesque beaches, and all I could think was that in real life that would be one of Lonely Planet's Top 10 Destinations in Africa and the beaches would be littered with rubbish and there'd be 50 boatloads of Western tourists coming out from the mainland every day. I know that's a really curmudgeonly way to say it, and that jokes about "what would the National Trust have to say about Lara Croft's reckless behaviour!" have been around for years, but I felt the same way in another setpiece in Scotland where you're swinging around inside these huge grottoes with wrecked pirate ships inside them - hello, this is the UK, not some exotic destination, there's a Tesco's down the road! And I guess from inside America it's easier for developers, and younger players who haven't travelled about, to imagine the rest of the world as this big exciting sandbox, and not somewhere that's had all adventure sucked out of it by Ballardian modernity just like home has.
Probably an esoteric take but that was something I kept thinking about when I was playing. Still fun games I'd recommend for teenagers, though.