The
following is less a review and more a response to Bradley Beaulieu’s 2015 Twelve Kings in Sharakhai.
I
recall encountering the term ‘churnalism’ in John Clute’s review of Paolo Bacigalupi’s
novella “The Alchemist”on Strange Horizons. I’ve not investigated the term further, but
Clute’s typically abstract phrasing left me with an impression of its meaning:
product pumped out of a manufacturing facility to keep the conveyor belt of
mainstream fiction turning. Within two chapters
of Beaulieu’s Twelve Kings in Sharakhai
my mind immediately snapped to ‘churnalism.’
The
novels opens with a bloody gladiator fight between a warrior woman and hulking
male fighter (aka “feminism” in modern genre), and within a few paragraphs
transitions to a graphic sex scene featuring said warrioress (including the
words “spilled seed,” “manhood,” “gasp,” and other such refined expressions). Pure advertizing, such an opening ‘hook’ screams:
“If you want more of this, keep
reading!!” Obviously trying to
capture a piece of the success of George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones tv series and its similar dependence on unending
sex and violence, Beaulieu’s novel, at least what I read beyond this point, is
rife with sensationalism but little if nothing of deeper substance.









