It was
Plato who posited the idea of a utopian system which places the most
intelligent—the people most in touch with the idea of life, that is—as head of
state, calling that person or persons the philosopher king(s). Limited only by the subjectivity of
‘intelligent’, it seems a practical ideal in the best interest of all. Such an idea becomes increasingly powerful
when a person looks into the political system of the “most powerful nation on
Earth” and notes those who achieve the top position are/were clearly not on
Plato’s mind. The American political
process paving the way for the most manipulative, power hungry, and financially
well-connected people, no sane person would consider them the cream of the
philosophers’ crop. Brilliantly
satirizing this aspect of politics, and the so-called “civilized state” backing
it, is John Sladek’s 1983 Tik-tok. Biting commentary, Sladek tells the story of
a rebellious iconoclast and his unlikely rise to power. Oh, and he’s a robot.
At the
outset, Tik-tok is an ordinary robot working in the home of the Studebakers and
performing domestic tasks. Asimov
circuits no longer functioning, however, Tik-tok is free to exercise his will
in any fashion he sees fit, including brutally murdering the blind girl next
door when she tracks mud on his floor.
Believing robots incapable of harm, none are the wiser in the ensuing
investigation. Having painted a mural on
the wall to cover the spray of blood, Tik-tok calls a local art connoisseur to
appraise his work before the Studebakers return from vacation. Though initially disliking the painting, the Studebakers
become convinced when a patron of the arts is willing to pay top dollar, and
set up Tik-tok in their garage with an easel and supplies. The snarky robot only gaining more freedom
from there on, before anyone knows it the Clockman Company is establishing
enterprise all around the globe. Trouble
is, does anyone know the dirty little secrets behind the rise to power?









